SpendToast / Money tools, with a bite

Your subscriptions deserve a roast.

Turn forgotten bills into a funny reality check. SpendToast is building statement-based spending roasts you can share—without sharing your financial life.

Starting with statement uploads. No bank linking needed.

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New product. Clear ground rules.

You choose what gets sharedHumor, not financial shameNo savings, no negotiation fee

The roast-to-reality pipeline

Less spreadsheet.
More self-awareness.

A little laugh. A clearer picture. A reason to finally deal with that free trial from six months ago.

Sample roast / not real account data

“You have more streaming subscriptions than free evenings. Bold strategy.”

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Statement-first launch

Find the subscriptions hiding in plain sight.

Start with a statement upload, not a live bank connection. Turn recurring charges into a breakdown you can actually face.

02

Share only what you choose

Get roasted. Keep the receipts private.

Meet your spending alter ego, from The Free Trial Collector to The Streaming Philanthropist. Hide names and amounts before sharing your roast card.

03

Planned next

Make the punchline a smaller bill.

Spot what deserves to go. Cancellation, pause options, bill negotiation, and friend challenges are next on our roadmap—not promises of instant savings today.

The money part

Bills are complicated. This shouldn’t be.

Our planned pricing: Premium at $5/month for spending alerts and free-trial reminders. Negotiation fees are 15–25% of first-year savings, only when a bill is lowered; the rate is disclosed before you agree. Availability and launch details will be confirmed in early access.

Free

For individuals getting started

$0/month

  • 1 workspace
  • Up to 3 team members
  • Basic analytics
  • Community support
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Be in on the first roast

Laugh at the bill.
Then do something about it.

Join early access for the statement-upload launch. Bring your forgotten subscriptions. Leave the shame behind.

Join early access